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Eli Wretch

$27.99

Teddy Scares Series 2: Eli Wretch
Eli was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a trucker's son.
When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who wouldn't be back.
Name of Deceased: Eli Wretch
Date of Death: 11/9/73
Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey
Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo
Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky
Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms
Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty dashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield.

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  • Shipping Weight: 3.5lbs
  • 0 Units in Stock
  • Manufactured by: Applehead Factory


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